deutschel.: Archive

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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English vs. Tumblr

English: WHY DON'T YOU.....!
Tumblr: Y U NO......?!?!?!
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English: You're so immature and stupid.
Tumblr: LOL DIS BITCH
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English: I'm single.
Tumblr: Forever alone.
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English: I'm so mad!
Tumblr: FUUUUUU *inserts gif*
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English: Anonymous.
Tumblr: Anon.
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English: Dianna Agron is so hot.
Tumblr: ASDFKLADA;
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English: My work/Mine
Tumblr: MAH WORKZ
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English: *laughs* That's so funny!!
Tumblr: WHAT IS AIR?
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English: Hey
Tumblr: OHAI
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 I think Tumblr pretty much wins here
-INSTANT REBLOG (: 

Dec 25th

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Whenever I download a new song no one has ever...

dontrememberdontforget: mballard: I am like: It keeps getting better and better every time I play it and I go like: After a month, they play it on the radio and I am like: I hear people singing it on the street and I look at them like When I hear someone singing it with a wrong lyrics I am like Then my friend approaches me to ask me if I’ve heard of that song he goes like ...

Dec 25th

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Dec 23rd

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Dear mom,

it is worse when you shop last minute for chocolates and biscuits as presents. I mean, come on, biscuits? That’s just not right :(

Dec 23rd

Dec 22nd

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ringostarrsnose: robynmertesacker: germanntconfessions: 54) I always wonder if the world cup would have ended differently if Thoms Müller had never gotten that red card. ;~;

Dec 22nd

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Dec 22nd

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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REBLOG IF YOU GET IT

Girl: Can I get an Apple and a Blackberry for Christmas?
Mom: RLY? OMG IS THAT ALL?!?
Girl: uhhhmm, yeah?
Mom: So I don't have to spend that much on you this year! Wow!
Girl: ??????
 (Christmas Day)
Girl: OMG! WTF IS THIS??!!?

Dec 21st

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dude you fugly: #NEWS: MARK VAN BOMMEL EXPECTS TO... →

-dudeyoufugly: Mark van Bommel has made it clear that he’s unlikely to leave Bayern Munich. Bayern Munich midfielder Mark van Bommel is continually being linked with a move to Wolfsburg, while clubs such as PSV, Manchester City and Tottenham Hotspur are also believed to be keeping tabs on the influential midfielder. However, Van Bommel has now made it clear that it’s unlikely he’ll leave...

Dec 21st

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So I got my SAT scores today…

And I feel pretty good about it because I did not prep much for it besides doing the full test once the night before. Probably could have done much better for the essay if I had read up on it. Apparently, unlike Cambridge (which is curriculum I follow) the markers in the USA like personal experiences and only expect one side of the argument. Big “Oops!” then. Critical Reading: 780 -...

Dec 21st